speeding tickets, wipe-out and turkey burgers

So I got a speeding ticket this morning. Yay. The worst part about it was that the officer who pulled me over was the nicest guy I've ever met. Whatever happened to the jackass police officer that made you feel like an idiot because you were driving a car somewhere? Or the one that even made you believe you were trafficking narcotics?
I think it made me more furious that I couldn't be mad and take out my aggression verbally, instead I just agreed to "keep it slow from now on" and gave him a good ole, "yessir".

Oh, and have you seen the TV show "wipe-out"...please GOD tell me that you know one of the contestants...I really want to meet the Alaskan girl who "couldn't find the pole"

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